what a surprise derek is creeping around the school AGAIN
i bet the teachers don’t even care anymore
"didn’t this guy graduate like 10 years ago?"
"yeah but his entire family died in a fire so we just kind of let him stay"
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
whoever invented cramps is an asshole
ur an 18 year old boy
NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER
the lady pocket region
Jordan Parrish in “Orphaned”
adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY